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Messages with the following headers were quarantined as possible junk or virus-infected mail today.

Your cash, nose dive
Your cash, peach aphid
Your cash, nerve-shaken
Your cash, night-singing
Your health, moon taught
Your health, nit grass
Order status, noble metal
Order status, mouse-colored
Order status, passage boat

I can't imagine why those were all quarantined. I mean, those sound like they are the subjects of perfectly legitimate emails, don't they? DON'T THEY?