Sorry, wrong number. No, really.

We've now had our non-cell phone hooked up for a few months, and have been getting the usual assortment of wrong numbers--mostly, people who haven't updated their address books and are trying to reach JaVon and Queena. However, this time we get a bonus. Apparently, someone named Dennis used to have our phone number. And apparently, Dennis had some outstanding debts. We have gotten a load of those "Hello! This is Debt Collection Agency! Call me at 1-800-COUGHITUP immediately!" calls, and I have had the very great joy of calling these numbers to get our number taken off of their lists post-haste. It doesn't seem to be working.