(Another) non-Kodak moment

Brought to you by Gross Moments in Parenting, Volume MCXLD, Chapter 57: Noses and Their Contents. Anithe & Co., var. dates from 2003 to present.

Entirely normal parenting moment: hearing the two-year-old cry in the middle of the night. Picking him up, comforting him as he buries his face in your shoulder, and carrying him back to your bed to cuddle for a while.

Slightly unnerving parenting moment: realizing, once it gets light out and you can actually see said two-year-old's face, the blanket, and the shoulder of your nightshirt, that he was crying because he was having a nosebleed.